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If a gal is alone one night, feeling lonely and desiring some romantic heterosexual love making videos, she doesn’t have many options. And after a little while of research, I’ve discovered there really isn’t one real option for free videos of this type, aside from short PG 13 clips and other videos scattered so scarcely, a girl simply can’t get off without hours and hours of prep work a lot less fun than foreplay.

There are sites with links to movies to buy, sites with those pay-per minute flicks, which I personally just don’t trust, and membership sites. Which are probably fine to even great, but somehow this chick writing here isn’t into that stuff enough to watch it that often.

The worst are the sites with video descriptions still written for men, with that same old nasty talk. Then the photo previews depicting ejaculation on women’s faces [pictured right]?? So not a female fantasy; I even hate the entire act.

I think I’m going to opt for at least a 4-day membership to Sssh.com, which seems like a great content site, and even though I don’t need non-video extras (and no solo males for me, please), the high volume of female-pleasing goodness to the site gives me the impression that its videos will be most exciting when in that mood.

Two things are wrong still though. One: there isn’t anything in the way of rated x previews to truly know there’s juicy and beautiful action inside.

And 2: I was teased so long in this search, I feel that tonight, nothing now will do but a real man and some missionary. Sigh. I’ll be hoping for some actual physical contact later though, which I thankfully can get. (Just not often enough, wink wink.)

Female fans of erotica really have a hard time when trying to find the right pornography to suit their own tastes. Whether we like straight, lesbian, or other - it seems porn out there is aimed at men. Or is it? Reading the Smart Girl’s Guide to Porn, you’ll learn things like porn isn’t really aimed at an actual human being, but more of a simplistic fantasy of greedy producers.

More importantly, this book will help teach us girlies how to find porn on the Internet, in film, and even great lesbian love flicks with awesome sex scenes that are so much more; they’re love making and they’re hot.

This read is also great because it brings to light in just a small way the fact that a lot, yes a LOT of women watch porn. According to a Glamour Magazine (right on!) poll, 87% of women aged 25 to 39 do. (I know some 17+ do [hush, 17's so the age to start] and hopefully as modern women age, the numbers for how popular it is will rise.

Last, but certainly not least, perhaps if you buy this book and help make it a success, film makers and webmasters just might get the message: produce some porn for women. Make things that depict actual coupling with feelings and lesbians who don’t kiss by completely sticking out their tongues to touch. And maybe, just maybe, someday, we could all but rid the Internet of actress and model intentional exploitation for the purposes of arousing men. We don’t need men to get off by misogyny! And I hate that I’m forced to, as well. *blush* Let there in fact be some porn in which women cum first!

Or at least, I can hopefully find a couple of the best sources for less.

Buy The Smart Girl’s Guide to Porn on Amazon for around $10 or add it to your wish list for the holidays now, if you be so bold.